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Carey Marx

Carey Marx has been a circuit favourite for years mixing his own blend of dark humour with his mischeivious and gleeful delivery.  His willful disregard for the controversial and delicate is tempered beautifully by his ability to find joy in the most unexpected places.

Published on Tue 24 Jan 23:00 UTC

Week Notes 3

From: davblog

Finally I actually managed to write a blog post that wasn’t week notes. That may well be my biggest achievement of the week.

Health

Still hobbling around in a cast and on crutches. Getting a bit better at it, but my upper body strength is still almost non-existent so I’m not going very far.

I went back to the hospital on Friday. On my previous visit it took about three hours. This time I did pretty much the same things and it took about half an hour. The doctor says everything seems to be going ok. They don’t want to see me for another four weeks. At that point they hope to remove the cast and replace it with a plastic boot.

Speaking and Training

Not much going on here. Still slowly building up to the courses I’ll be running at the end of February – which it now looks like I’ll be running with a plastic boot on, so there will probably be a fair bit of sitting down involved.

A couple of enquiries came in for training sessions later in the year. Looks like it could be a good year for my training business.

General Business Stuff

I host most of my domains on servers rented from 1 and 1. They’re not the best option by some distance, but they’re really cheap. At the end of last year I noticed that they had servers available running Centos 6. I rented a new server and have been slowly moving my domains over. This is a long and rather dull process. But I expect to be finished by next weekend.

Gigs

Anther gig that I couldn’t get to this week. This time it was Ed Sheeran at the Brixton Academy. Put the ticket on Gumtree and within hours I had a huge number of replies. Guess I set the price too low.

TV Highlights

Sherlock, of course. For the record, here’s my theory.

Moriarty had a Sherlock mask that he used when he kidnapped the children (which is why the young girl screamed when she saw Sherlock). Sherlock jumped into the back of the lorry that we saw, but at the same time threw off Moriarty’s body with the mask on. The cyclist that bumped into Watson also gave him a quick squirt of the H.O.U.N.D. gas so he saw what he feared most. Molly arranged to have the body collected and misindentified as Sherlock.

Of course, this is just a synthesis of many theories that have been going round on the web this week. And Stephen Moffat says there’s a clue that no-one has spotted.

Finished series two of Lost on DVD and made a start on series three. And we’ve started to watch Mad Men against from the start. Hope to watched it all before series five starts in April.

Hmm… doesn’t sound like I’ve achieved that much this week. But that’s probably an accurate reflection of how I feel.

By Dave Cross. | Published on Sun 22 Jan 08:49 UTC

Balham granted £1.9 million to improve the railway bridge and public spaces - Your Local Guardian

From: google news

Balham granted £1.9 million to improve the railway bridge and public spaces Your Local Guardian Balham High Road railway bridge is to be given a makeover through improved lighting and public art. Hildreth Street market will also be refurbished with landscaping and seating for shoppers, whilst a new performance area will be created at Balham ... and more »

Updated on Sat 21 Jan 08:03 UTC

Balham to benefit from £1.9 million improvements - Net Lettings Property News

From: google news

Net Lettings Property News

Balham to benefit from £1.9 million improvements Net Lettings Property News People seeking flats to rent in Balham will see the area undergo a series of improvements thanks to a new £1.9 million funding award. The money comes primarily from London mayor Boris Johnson's Outer London Fund and will be spent on a series of local ... and more »

Updated on Fri 20 Jan 17:34 UTC

Balham Town Centre 2011 Key Performance Indicators

From: balham.com

The Balham Town Centre Manager, Kim Sullivan collects a number of key performance indicators (kpis) for Balham Town Centre on a monthly basis.  These are reported and discussed at Balham Town Centre Partnership Board meetings.  Some of the key results from 2011 were:

• Footfall- total town centre footfall up 21% on 2010.  The northern stretch of Balham High Road saw an increase of 61.5%.
• Vacancy rate- the average vacancy rate was 7%.  This is in line with the Greater London average and well below the national average of 11%.  19 new businesses opened in 2011 (8 more than during 2010).
• Crime- very small increase in  total offences (up 0.78% on 2010).  The Met Police are a key member of the Balham Partnership and are working hard to reduce crime in Balham Town Centre. 

The Balham Town Centre Manager and Balham Town Centre Partnership will continue to collect and report on kpis during 2012.

By admin. | Published on Fri 20 Jan 16:59 UTC

Balham Town Centre 2011 Key Performance Indicators

From: balham partnership news

The Balham Town Centre Manager, Kim Sullivan collects a number of key performance indicators (kpis) for Balham Town Centre on a monthly basis.  These are reported and discussed at Balham Town Centre Partnership Board meetings.  Some of the key results from 2011 were:

• Footfall- total town centre footfall up 21% on 2010.  The northern stretch of Balham High Road saw an increase of 61.5%.
• Vacancy rate- the average vacancy rate was 7%.  This is in line with the Greater London average and well below the national average of 11%.  19 new businesses opened in 2011 (8 more than during 2010).
• Crime- very small increase in  total offences (up 0.78% on 2010).  The Met Police are a key member of the Balham Partnership and are working hard to reduce crime in Balham Town Centre. 

The Balham Town Centre Manager and Balham Town Centre Partnership will continue to collect and report on kpis during 2012.

By admin. | Published on Fri 20 Jan 16:59 UTC

Nadine Dorries: Just Say No

From: davblog

Today was the day that parliament had a rather long list of private members bills to debate. Originally there were sixty-four on the list. As this informative post from Kerry McCarthy tells us, they’d normally expect to get through about three of them. The MPs sponsoring the rest of the bills were pretty much wasting their time.

Number eight on the original list was Nadine Dorries bill to teach girls between 13 and 16 how to say no to sex. The Guardian’s headline was MPs to debate sexual abstinence lessons bill, which was slightly disingenuous as the chance of the debate reaching that far down the list was tiny.

But this morning, when the order of business for today in parliament was published Dorries bill was missing from the list. Everyone assumed that Dorries was responsible for this removal. As a spokeswoman for the Commons information office told the Guardian “No one would be able to remove a private members’ bill without the permission of a member”. The assumption seemed to be that Dorries had realised the futility of being so far down the list and had removed the bill. She wouldn’t have been the only one – the published list only contains forty-nine of the expected sixty-four bills.

At lunchtime, things got even more interesting. A new Twitter account called @NadineDorriesMP appeared with this tweet (in reply to a joke by John Prescott):

@johnprescott My bill has not ‘jumped off at Edge Hill’ if you care to read the order paper, it’s number eight on the list!!

Something about this timeline didn’t seem right to me. That tweet was posted at 12:47, which is almost two hours since I first saw the order of business without her bill. I assume the order of business was published some time earlier. The first hint I had that the bill had been withdrawn was this blog post by Kerry McCarthy which was published just after 10am.

On the basis that the real Nadine Dorries would have known by 12:47 that her bill was not on the order paper, I called the new Twitter account as a fake. But it seems I was wrong. People like Iain Dale confirmed that it really was her (and, yes, this is one of the few things I’d trust Iain Dale on).

All of which leaves us with a bit of a mystery. Either Dorries withdrew her bill or she didn’t. If she did then the first tweet on her new Twitter account is a complete lie. If she didn’t then we need to ask who did withdraw her bill – given that it’s only her who is supposed to be able to do that.

And even if someone else managed to withdraw her bill without her knowledge, something still doesn’t ring true. If she was expecting to debate her bill (no matter how tiny the chance) then surely she would have been hanging around in parliament all morning and I can’t believe that she didn’t see the order paper and notice her bill was missing. Or that one of her friends saw that it was missing and asked her what happened.

All in all I find it incredible that she could have got to 12:47 without knowing that her bill was not on the list. So how do you explain that tweet?

This is, I think, the third time that Dorries has joined Twitter. And with her first tweet she has already started people thinking that this time is going to be no different to the previous occasions. She will be ineptly trying to use it to promote her strange view of the world. And she will quickly make herself a laughing stock once more.

Update: At 16:37 this afternoon, @NadineDorriesMP tweeted the following:

Just to make it absolutely clear and leave no doubt whatsoever, my Bill was NOT withdrawn

Curiouser and curiouser. So, now we are left with two questions. 1/ Why wasn’t Dorries’ bill on the order paper? And 2/ At what point did she realise it wasn’t on the order paper?

Update 2: Welshracer may have got to the heart of the matter here. He points out what it says on the official parliamentary web page for Dorries’ bill.

The Bill was not printed and so was not moved for debate on 20 January 2012.

What do we make of this? One interpretation would be that Dorries didn’t withdraw the bill for debate, but that someone in her office forgot to get the bill printed so that it could be included in the debate.

But even in those circumstances you’d think that she’d get a phone call from the people who were planning the day’s business telling her what had (or hadn’t) happened. I still can’t believe that she didn’t know the bill wasn’t on the order paper when she sent her first tweet at quarter to one.

Update 3: Couple more pieces of information came in overnight.

Firstly, it seems that the new @NadineDorriesMP Twitter account was set up two weeks ago. It seems she resisted using it until goaded into it by John Prescott yesterday.

Secondly, the Independent managed to speak to Dorries about this confusion. She says:

The Bill is still live, but there was more chance of being struck by a meteor than getting it debated, so we told the Commons office not to bother printing a hard copy. What I didn’t realise was that if you don’t order it to be printed, it automatically comes off the agenda.

Of course I wouldn’t withdraw it … a lot of people had paid train fares to come and protest. It would have been churlish.

So we finally have the truth (or, at least, Dorries’ version of it). She knew it wouldn’t be debated so she decided not to have the bill printed. She didn’t know that would automatically remove it from the order paper. She didn’t withdraw the bill out of respect for the people who were coming to protest against it.

It’s also not clear to me in what sense the bill is still live. This was the final opportunity to debate private members bills before the end of this parliamentary session. Any unfinished business from this parliamentary session doesn’t get passed on to the next one, so anything that wasn’t approved is, as far as I can see, effectively dead.

You couldn’t make this up!

By Dave Cross. | Published on Fri 20 Jan 14:32 UTC

FILM - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

From: the exhibit

Tomas Alfredson directs a stellar line up in this modern classic.  

Starring Gary Oldman, John Hurt, Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch and Mark Strong, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is set in the bleak days of the Cold War, where espionage veteran George Smiley is forced from semi-retirement to uncover a Soviet agent within MI6's echelons.

Tickets £7 (£2 reduction if eating in The Diner)

Published on Thu 19 Jan 16:59 UTC

FILM - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

From: the exhibit

Tomas Alfredson directs a stellar line up in this modern classic.  

Starring Gary Oldman, John Hurt, Colin Firth, Benedict Cumberbatch and Mark Strong, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is set in the bleak days of the Cold War, where espionage veteran George Smiley is forced from semi-retirement to uncover a Soviet agent within MI6's echelons.

Tickets £7 (£2 reduction if eating in The Diner)

Published on Thu 19 Jan 16:59 UTC

FILM - One Day

From: the exhibit

After spending the night together on the night of their college graduation Dexter and Em are shown each year on the same date to see where they are in their lives. They are sometimes together, sometimes not, on that day.

Tickets £7 (£2 reduction if eating in The Diner)

Call 0208 772 6556 for tickets

Published on Thu 19 Jan 16:46 UTC

FILM - One Day

From: the exhibit

After spending the night together on the night of their college graduation Dexter and Em are shown each year on the same date to see where they are in their lives. They are sometimes together, sometimes not, on that day.

Tickets £7 (£2 reduction if eating in The Diner)

Call 0208 772 6556 for tickets

Published on Thu 19 Jan 16:46 UTC

£1.9 million secured for Balham Town Centre

From: balham partnership news

Wandsworth Council and The Balham Partnership has secured a £1.9million funding pot to improve Balham town centre.

The bulk of the money will come from the Outer London Fund which was set up by Mayor of London Boris Johnson to help liven up the capital’s town centres.

The cash will be spent on a series of local projects including:

• Improvements to the railway bridge over Balham High Road

 • Installation of ‘Legible London’ signage to improve wayfinding in the town centre.

• Pedestrian improvements to Hildreth Street

• Town centre publicity campaigns to drive up local trade

• Improvements to the Balham community space

 • Upgrades to the Post Office forecourt on Balham High Road

• Public artwork on an unsightly wall on Balham High Road

• A programme of cultural and business events

Wandsworth Council’s economic development office applied for the grant along with the Balham Partnership. Local firms and the council are also providing some match funding to boost the total level of new investment.

By admin. | Published on Tue 17 Jan 12:11 UTC | Updated on Tue 17 Jan 12:48 UTC

£1.9 million secured for Balham Town Centre

From: balham.com

Wandsworth Council and The Balham Partnership has secured a £1.9million funding pot to improve Balham town centre.

The bulk of the money will come from the Outer London Fund which was set up by Mayor of London Boris Johnson to help liven up the capital’s town centres.

The cash will be spent on a series of local projects including:

• Improvements to the railway bridge over Balham High Road

 • Installation of ‘Legible London’ signage to improve wayfinding in the town centre.

• Pedestrian improvements to Hildreth Street

• Town centre publicity campaigns to drive up local trade

• Improvements to the Balham community space

 • Upgrades to the Post Office forecourt on Balham High Road

• Public artwork on an unsightly wall on Balham High Road

• A programme of cultural and business events

Wandsworth Council’s economic development office applied for the grant along with the Balham Partnership. Local firms and the council are also providing some match funding to boost the total level of new investment.

By admin. | Published on Tue 17 Jan 12:11 UTC

Week Notes 2

From: davblog

When I said I was going to experiment with week notes on this blog, I didn’t intend that the blog would only consist of week notes. But as we’ll see below, other things have been taking my attention this week and I haven’t felt much like blogging. Hopefully normal service will resume very soon.

Health

This is the big one. A few hours after posting my last week notes I slipped down a small flight of stairs in my house and fell badly. Something went ping in my ankle and it hurt like hell. I shuffled onto my bed where I lay for twenty minutes or so before deciding it wasn’t getting any better and I should probably take myself to A&E.

Four or five hours later I left A&E with a diagnosis of a spiral fracture in my fibula, a temporary cast, crutches and an appointment to go to the fracture clinic on Friday.

I spent the week hobbling about the house on crutches and went back to the hospital on Friday. They replaced the temporary cast with a more permanent one in sexy black fibreglass which I’ll be sporting for the next five weeks or so. They also took another x-ray and confirmed that although there’s definitely a fracture, everything is still in the right place so there’s no need for surgery, pins of any of that nonsense.

Going back to see them again next Friday.

Speaking and Training

The downside of having your leg in a cast is the doctors don’t like you flying – the pressure in the cabin can lead to blood clots. So I’ve had to postpone the trip to Romania. It hasn’t been rescheduled yet, but I hope to get there later in the year.

Counting the weeks, it looks like the cast will be coming off just before my other currently scheduled classes – the public courses for FlossUK and O’Reilly at the end of February. If I don’t heal on schedule then I expect I’ll be giving the classes sitting down.

Incidentally, those lovely people at O’Reilly have arranged to give away one free ticket to each of the two courses. Full details on how to enter are in an advert in the new issue of Linux Format. There are also runners-up prizes of copies of the new camel book.

Writing

Having spent the week sitting around at home, you’d think I would have had time to do plenty of writing. But, to be honest, I just haven’t been in the mood. The most I can report here is that I’ve got an agreement write four more articles for Linux Format over the next few months. I hope to finish the first of these (which isn’t about Perl!) today.

Reading

I have at least managed some reading. I’ve picked up Bruce Tate’s Seven Languages in Seven Weeks which I started reading in August but never quite got to the end of. And I’ve started reading Build Your Own Wicked WordPress Themes because I can see myself getting deeper and deeper into WordPress this year.

Gigs

I had a ticket to see Ani DiFranco at the Union Chapel on Tuesday. But my limited mobility mean that I couldn’t get there. I sold my ticket to the very lovely (and talented) Kal Lavelle. Luckily there are lots of videos of the gig on YouTube so I’ve been able to at least see some of the show.

Film

I had a ticket to see The Iron Lady last Sunday afternoon, but I was in A&E at the time. Later in the week I finally got to see In Bruges, which I’ve been planning to watch for ages. Oh, and one morning when I was sitting on the sofa feeling a bit sorry for myself I watched Sixteen Candles. Can’t beat a bit of Molly Ringwald to cheer youself up.

TV

Sherlock was another ninety minutes of delight, of course. And I was pleased to see that The Good Wife returned to More 4. VirginMedia have half of the fourth series of Big Bang Theory on their video on demand service, so I’ve worked through that and am waiting for them to add the rest. We’re working our way through a DVD boxset of Lost – we’re currently close to the end of series two.

But the big surprise has been American Horror Story. We’ve watched all of the first series. Sure, it’s a clichéd in places, but part of the fun is spotting all the references to horror films. We love it.

By Dave Cross. | Published on Sun 15 Jan 11:32 UTC